Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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