ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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