You really coming over, don't trick.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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