did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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