Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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