Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
