We're facebook friends in real life
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Semen is not good for contacts.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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