they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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