I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
