yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
and she was petting her beer can
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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