I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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