She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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