I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Another day, another engagement, another cat
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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