But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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