Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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