i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
3 2 1 whiskey
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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