ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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