Where did you get a picture of my penis
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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