did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Your penis caused this!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
