Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's shark week go big or go home
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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