no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We need to get me chipped asap
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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