we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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