$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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