their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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