I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
How's work?
Spinning.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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