Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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