Please, let me fuck your mom
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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