Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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