just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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