dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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