Pants 0. Shit 1.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
did i just pee glitter
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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