Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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