So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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