Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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