She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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