As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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