dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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