Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
