My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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