i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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