just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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