Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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