Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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