i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
