Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Randomize
