I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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