I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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