you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
