Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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