I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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