Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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